Interview Questions Everybody Should Really Ask

We all need a good laugh now and then, right? Thanks to BuzzFeed here is a selection of their 40 Interview Questions that are Way Better than Real Ones.

  1. On average, how many times a week do you hurt yourself trying to dance in the shower?
  2. On a scale of 1 to 10, how intolerable do you find baby pictures on Facebook?
  3. How many bowls of cereal do you eat every single day and why aren’t you eating more?
  4. How old were you when you realized Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny probably never actually knew one another in real life?
  5. What’s your favorite flavor of Skittle?
  6. Who was your favorite Power Ranger?
  7. How violently do you have to fight the urge to scream when you hear the ice cream truck coming?
  8. Say there’s like a whole box of Teddy Grahams in a room all by themselves. Say I left them there and told you not to eat any until I got back. How long would you take you to disobey my wishes?
  9. How many Taylor Swift songs do youactually listen to every single day?
  10. What do you do when a baby just stares at you in public? Like, doesn’t even blink, just maintains intense, aggressive eye contact with their dumb baby face. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO IN THIS SITUATION?
  11. What is your favorite kind of cookie?
  12. How many seconds would it take you to eat this entire block of cheese?
  13. Have you ever found the image of a biblical figure on a piece of toast?
  14. How long does it take you to scroll through Facebook before giving up?
  15. Finally, and this one is important, so please pay attention… What do you think cats dream about?

 

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